This book and its author should be Stewart's dream:

Politics: Check-sitting president's think tank member.
Illegal immigration: Check-a woman deported by her own country, abducted straight out of "New" Mexico airport by another immigrant, who knows if Fu Ping lied or not to the immigration service
Sex: Check Check Check-alleged gang rape, claimed label of whore, monthly finger check of sex organ
Violence: Check-Equine quartering, drawning of babies x 100s
Conspiracy: Check-Chinese government sponsored smear compaign
Celebrity: Check-offspring of adopted son of founder of modern China,Deng Xiaoping, Obama
On and on...

This broad is Jon Stewart's dream.